"Lord I miss PF, oh I miss him so much..."

A couple days ago, I saw one of my cousins for the first time in a few months. She asked how I was doing. By now, I realize what that question means. I gave her the standard "I'm fine," hoping that would be the end of the inquisition.

I had to laugh when she said "Bullshit. I know better."

I asked her why she thought otherwise and she said "Your eyes have died."

*speechless*